Two-words Tuesdays

So on quite a few of the blogs I follow, there are different 'day events', like 7 Things Sunday, and What-If Wednesday. I thought it was such a cute idea.. so cute that I wanted to secretly copy it in a cuter, cleverer way.

Then this morning, I wanted to write a post, but only 2 words, just to describe the way I was feeling. And an idea sparked to start my Two-word Tuesdays - a list of two word phrases to sum up how I'm feeling or what's going on. And I feel too guilty to pretend it's a totally original idea. So here goes my half-original, fairly cute, maybe sad idea:

Self-Loathing
Fat Ass
Give More
Eat Less
New Office
Be Kind
Jewish Vicks
Go Slower
Single Ornot?

Hmm, not sure this will work :-)